god

I don't have a mother
I don't have a father
I don't have brothers or sisters
No relations with anyone
No friends, wife or lover
I don't have a teacher
I don't have children
No house where i live
No bed where i sleep
I don't have a telephone
I have no mobile or pager
No yahoo address or orkut profile
Nowhere to go and no social life
I don't have a mind, body or soul
I don't breathe or eat food
No car to drive around in
No scooterette to ride around on
I have no name nor titles
But they call me ... God.